If you were given a million dollars, what is the first thing you’d buy with it?

A lawyer.

Followed by putting a large amount of money into stocks and IRAs.

On a less practical note, I’d splurge on excessively nice things like a sweet projector for an at home theater room.   A new car, some clothes, and an upgrade from some of the things I already own.

I really like my house so I probably wouldn’t buy a different one, just totally pimp this one out with top of the line everything.